Hi, I’m Promo Penny™
— Selling loud. Converting low.
Every post is a pitch. Every DM is a deal.
🧊 ICY Hard push. No pull. Converts via volume not value. The energy feels… transactional.
She’s hustling… but it’s giving pyramid brochure.
Every post screams urgency —
but never says why it matters.
and tagging 43 people = engagement strategy.
How I Show Up Online
Facebook:
Daily product flyer
Caption:
“These lipsticks are BACK!
Comment 💄 for details!
Don’t wait — they sell fast! 💋”17 hashtags. 0 engagement.
Instagram:
Grid = all Canva. All the time.
“New product alert!” (again)
Stories are poll-sticker spam, copy-pasted launches, and “DM ME” slides
Posts end with:
“DM me for a color match”
“Join my team!”
“Who wants this deal?!”
TikTok:
Hauls and unboxings with zero narrative
Trending sound + waving a product
Caption:
“Only $12.99! Link in bio! 💥💥💥”
Threads:
“Join my team and get 50% off everything 💕”
“This mascara changed my life!”
“5 reasons to shop my site today: 👇👇👇”
LinkedIn:
Crickets. She doesn’t go there.
Biggest Lie I Tell Myself
“If I post enough flyers, someone will eventually buy.”
Root Fear or Wound
Doesn’t believe she is enough to sell — so she hides behind the product.
Trained to think marketing = push, volume, urgency, FOMO —
instead of connection, service, and community.
What People Feel When They Land on My Content
“She’s selling again.”
“Does she even use this stuff?”
“I don’t want to get trapped in a DM funnel.”
“She’s more excited about her upline than her audience.”